Fifer Pig has played the flute since 1933. He was part of the Silly Symphony The Three Little Pigs which includes one of the most famous song of all times: Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf. Since then the short film had many sequels and Fifer Pig appeared, along with his brothers, in countless stage shows, ice shows and parades.
Tell Fifer Pig you would like to play the flute as good as him.
Ask Fifer Pig where the hair on his chinny chin chin went. When the Big Bad Wolf wants to come in, Fifer Pig tells him: "not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.".
Since the Big Bad Wolf has blown his house away; ask Fifer Pig is he has build a new one or if he and Fiddler moved in with Practical Pig.